The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small
rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
GOV"T AGENT:  "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
RANCHER:  "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a
week plus free room and board.  
Then there's the mentally challenged guy.  He works about 18 hours every day and does
about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of
bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife
occasionally."
GOV'T AGENT:   "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

RANCHER:   "That would be me."

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